Clownathan template by Jummy

a bord

Damn

Approximately 4:20 AM on January 15th, 2024. I crawl out of your walls, and you will be beat to death by a baseball bat. Then, I will exit the scene, set your house on fire, lock the doors behind me, meaning there is no escape.

Zad

very

It’s more zad bcuz I die from my best friend

😢

Firework malfunction at 10:43 PM on December 31st, 2025. You and your family will be lighting fireworks, but then one of the fireworks would malfunction and fly right at you, making you burst in flames.

Jokes on you, we don’t use fireworks

Well perhaps it doesn't have to be you family lighting the fireworks.