him

so u hav cock?

yes

can i cut it off?

yes
wait what

k
*slowly cuts it off with a rusty knife*

oh ok

^^
*finishes cutting it off*
there u go
*shoots ur ballsack with an ak-47 a few times and than puts a bandaid on where ur cock used to be*

Wtf did I just read

cursed

Plz Don't cut off my pengus *curls up on the floor*

cursedqq

His outfit is so good

I pick him

me: shows up with a gun