GREETINGS COMRADES,

MY NAME IS BORIS, AND I DO NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU AMERICAN HOOLIGANS. ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, UNEDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF SOCIALISM, AND SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON THE COMPUTER FAPPING TO PORNOGRAPHY THAT HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOVIET. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN RAPED A WOMAN BEFORE? IT IS ENJOYABLE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS FOR BEING INFERIOR TO COMRADE STALIN, BUT YOU ALL TAKE THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CAPITALISM. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN GETTING PLEASURE FROM PORTRAITS OF PUTIN.

DO NOT BE A STRANGER. PRESENT UNTO ME THE BEST ATTACKS YOU CAN. I AM PRETTY MUCH PERFECT AND WILL FEND OFF YOUR ATTACKS LIKE HEROES OF STALINGRAD. I WAS A WAR HERO IN RED ARMY, AND AM BEST DRINKER IN ALL OF VOLGOGRAD. WHAT SPORT DO YOU PLAY BESIDES, "CHASE DOWN THE DIRTY BLACK MAN"? I ALSO GET PERFECT SCORES AT UNIVERSITY, AND HAVE A GREAT PROSTITUTE (MISHA JUST GAVE ME ORAL PLEASURE, SO RUBLE). YOU ARE ALL BOURGEOIS CAPITALISTS AND SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY ORATION ON GLORIOUS SOCIALISM.

THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT IS RELATED TO THIS ORATION : IT IS ME AND MY SISTER AT SAINT BASIL'S FOR VICTORY DAY