*dies of cuteness*

remember to clean your fleshlights

no

F**ker is getting water all over

my Vaporeon is flooding the house again

They are getting wet~

welp my bathroom is flooded

yeah thats what water dose

Let me try again
They are getting w e t ~

thats what water does

Damnit you're too innocent

how

I'm just not gonna answer that

he is just vibing in the sink

You are too dirty, that’s the problem 🤣

it will only be a matter of time before he learns the truth

Sex

no

ok

No

ok

Swimming (my oc lol)

S W I M

Hey. Did you know that in terms of water based Pokémon, vaporeon is the most…

cool :)

ye

hey did you know vaporeon is the most sexually compatible pokemon with humans to exist 🤔

no

it gives me an idea 😏

No

AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYING
THIS IS SOOOO F***ING CUTE

ye

AWWWW