A WOODCHUCK WOULD CHUCK NO AMOUNT OF WOOD SINCE A WOODCHUCK CAN'T CHUCK WOOD. BUT IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK AND WOULD CHUCK SOME AMOUNT OF WOOD, WHAT AMOUNT OF WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK? EVEN IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD AND EVEN IF A WOODCHUCK WOULD CHUCK WOOD, SHOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK WOOD? A WOODCHUCK SHOULD CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD, AS LONG AS A WOODCHUCK WOULD CHUCK WOOD. OH, SHUT UP.