First template I made on this account

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please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

So cool

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

So cool

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

So cool

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

So cool

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

So cool

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

Hi, my name is whatever yours is and I sexually identify as you. I use I/me/myself pronouns. If you’re wondering “Won’t that get you confused with me?” you are a transphobic bigot because I clearly stated that I identify as, and therefore am, you. By saying that I can get confused with you, you are implying that I am not you, and denying that I’m you is transphobic because you are denying my gender identity, and also your own because I am you. If you are now wondering “Doesn’t that make you also a transphobe?” then I will answer. No, it does not. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact

bro that's cringe, that entire statement is cringe

please refrain from speaking, not just from me, but from everyone, because I want all my braincells intact