*hugs you until you literally pop*

no i wanna just shoot an entire clip into someones gut

welp no need

i got your ip and my dads ak im coming to do exactly that/j

i saw ur /j

im in your driveway

i still know ur joking bc it's f**king dark out, you'd need a flashlight in which i can see that. plus my doors stay locked and i keep a shotgun next to me at all times

nice try

im in your bathroom now

also a joke because my house is 1 story. i would've seen ya walking to either one of the 2 in my house

you didnt wipe or flush the toilet nasty ass you just layed a shit in the toilet didnt wipe and left

ALSO a f**king joke, now its not even funny

i didn't even take a shit this whole day and last time i took a piss, i also flushed it down