based off a comment chain on one of my posts

Oh idk
Bcuz we don’t know each other’s address

(based off real-life experience)

me: can i get a rematch
everyone else in russian roulette:

Yea right
If you didn’t die, how tf did you get knocked out by tripping

now i wish i didn't follow spire's advice on coming back after a week of not being on

I’m just saying tho
How the f**k

thats the whole point

i made that comment just to confuse the shit out of you. instead of being an online battlefield, it's a recreation of r/holup

You shouldn’t do shit like that tho
Do you know how much that will make people worry?
What if you said you “died”
How the f**k do you think your friends would react
They would be f**king depressed
And after a week, you come back
That shit will make people never trust you anymore

it also stops fights, not unlike i never had many friends in the 1st place

It’s still not a good thing to do
You may think it stops fights but it f**king doesn’t
Why can’t you f**king see that

online friends can't exactly be real

plus if they're dumb enough to believe an FBI agent reporting me of dying, they're as dumb as retro and mariothememer combined (which we don't know their real IQ so they may actually be crazy smart)

all i'm really known for is my car knowledge which ik for a FACT many others know know more abt cars. i learn car knowledge off of my dad so ik he still knows more, otherwise ik just as much

as far as ik, looking thru some comments, there's a number smaller than 5, which is the amount who care. like i have more inches on my dick than ppl who care

Ppl still have feelings
Just bcuz it’s online doesn’t mean it hurts even less when someone on here leaves or something worst happens to them
But I guess some assholes don’t know that
What if someone actually does care about you
And they seeing you say that shit
No one will trust you
No one will even want to talk to you
And I know how that feels, you know
I’m just trying to warn you bcuz I don’t want anyone else going through that
So don’t be saying shit like this
And if you do have autism, that doesn’t give you a f**king excuse

you dont saaaaaaaaay??

not unlike the ppl who care are pretty much offline anyways

you know waht f**k our subject maybe we can chill and talk abt cars for once or smth. like guess just how shitty of a car the toyota prius is

also the "being knocked out" was real

my dad didn't exactly realize that a simple neck pop was as loud as actual breaking. i scared ppl by accident by just popping my neck

lets just all group up and just steal our dads guns and put on fully body armor and just start shooting you get shot and die not our faults you didnt get armored enough

when you don't know where my house is at: