Every number is my age, and what is after the period is the most important thing that happened at that age
0. my parents dropped me in a volcano
1. i got raped 69420 times
2. i attempted to kill myself 696969 times
3. my parents tried to kill me 420 times
4. i got sent to a concentration camp
5. hitler clicked respawn and committed genocide on my race. i was the one survivor
6. my best friend tried to suck my dick 42069 times
7. i was raped 69 times
8. my parents put me in the north tower right before 9/11
9. my entire family committed suicide
10. my stepdad raped me 69696969 times
11. i took drugs
12. i started cutting
13. i got sent to prison
14. the gaurds tried to suck my dick
15. i killed my cellmates
16. i escaped prison
17. my one and only friends got burnt alive
18. i was kidnapped 6942069 times
19. my college proffessor flirted with me
20. i discovered that my sister was gay
21. someone burnt my house down