this'll never get old

*writes down*
Mk so I am a therapist, and I would like to say one thing, WHY

(talking to sponge btw)

Because autocorrect is my possessive significant other and is forcing me in such a fate

smh can't you turn off it?

I can’t, they are much too possessive to divorce

Imagine being abused by autocorrect

WHERE DO YOU EVEN COME FROM- YOU JUST LIKE APPEAR

I am everywhere

Bruh that’s what I tell Lily when I scare the shit outta her by showing up on some random bagel post and calling her a simp

My man

My man

Yessir
I love doing it because she’s always so scared when I show up

Relatable shit right here

you’re creepy-

everyone says that

D a m n

I do it too
Ask Lily

Lmao ok

Omg I am so sorry

I know it’s so tragic- they abuse me everyday and people record the incidents but yet court claims that those prices of evidence are not valid thus leaving me stuck in such a toxic relationship

*hug*

Thank you for this beautiful Therapist session it really helps *cue tear drop falling*

*wipes your tear* don't cry

OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K IS WITH MY AUTOCORRECT AND AUTOCORRECTING STUFF TO RAPE

your autocorrect condone's rape

Rid*

oh ok

I am sorry- it is such a sad thing to talk about… autocorrect is such a bad person I unable to get rape of him

wha-

This is the best way anyone could ever describe autocorrect and I respect that

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOOOOO

LMFAOOOO

Vegetable f**ker

Agreed

Sponge=vegetable f**ker

yes

BREH

You heard me

LMFAOOOO

Yes

Potato rape

Sponge is gonna fuсk a tomato soon.

That's nice