Poke.exe

Do you know Gold?
If so tell him I said hello

Poke.exe: I will

Thank you

Johnny sits on a train. He catches 2 falling apples. The sun is shining.
Calculate with the pythagoras theorem how many cows there are in the valley at 3 pm.
Note: take the x-axis for the amount of chicken nuggets devoured by Michael and the y-axis for the amount of raindrops falling at December 23rd, 1978.

Hamburger, cheeseburger, big Mac, whopper?
Or Dinosaur pengus

Poke.exe: hamburger

🦖, 🐲, or 🦄?

Poke.exe: who the f**k speaks in emojis?

Me

eggs

Poke.exe: .....

Poke.exe: *cuts you* don't ever call me that. And yes

jokes on you, this is the internet, you can't hurt me dipshit

dude you need to take a shower

Poke.exe: I shower in the blood of my victims...

Brush your teeth

Can I put my balls in yo jaw?

Poke.exe: *cuts your balls off* have fun trying

*moans* I wish I had more balls for you to cut off daddy poke~

Poke.exe: *stabs you in the head*

*moans while dying*

Poke.exe: *slits your throat*

*dies*

You're an executable file. You may give me a virus when I download you but you certainly can't kill me. Better try harder than that, buddy!

am i cool?

Poke.exe: ....

yo who's blood is that

Poke.exe: my adoptive mother's

niceee

Do you simp for Sonic exe?

Poke.exe: no

Do you act like him, though?

Poke.exe: no

how big is your p**is

Poke.exe: what the f**k