Found this on Google

Awwww

Also, I don’t jack off to that shit.

... why're you so rude

The shit ever.
Also, who do you simp for?

Kendle obviously, he's my toaster boi

I’ll stick a f**king cord up his ass.

You know this is a live news reportage, right?

Fine I'll delete it but Kendle is MINE

Okay.
-sticks a usb cord up Kendle’s ass anyway-

I uploaded a virus called ‘ILOVEYOU’
Wait, why is it turning on horny mod-

NOOOOOO

Uh.
You can deal with this horny ass toaster, I’m gonna go bring a shotgun to the MSMG protests

Oh I thought you were going to do shit to meh floofy toaster boi.. well I'm going to do.. something.. with him

Oh okay we’ll stay.

Dammit Vietnam, you ruined it

Ooh yeah, that’s gonna go to the primagens.

Oh wow Elon Musk’s space wifi is buzzin’ right now.

Ohok

So, wanna talk about toasters while the message is getting transmitted?

Um what?

Opinion on the MSMG civil war.

I have no idea what you're talking about .-.

Ugh.
Spire made everyone in MSMG pissed as she enforced a new mod system (essentially converting MSMG from communism to fascism), which a lot of people hated. Another reason they didn’t agree with itwas because of the massive hordes of angry ex-mods and owners that were de-grades to mods.
MSMG is split into 3 sides- One are the current mods, second is the protestors and the third is neutrals.

So, your opinion?
I mean, you can go on MSMG to check out the protests for yourself.

I didn't really pay attention to any of it, sorry :,)

OH COME THE F**K-

I have ADHD and a really short attention span

F**k you and your cheetah femboys.

As long as it's not about Kendle

Oh, the message got through.
Oh, a flushed emoji?
Wait, do primagens jack off to protogens too?

Makes sense to me

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
-concerned Vietnam-
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

What?

IF-
HOW

They're basically related to each other

WAIT BUT-
WELL SHIT NOW I HAVE TO TELL THE US THEY HAVE OIL.

Ayo?

-USABall magically teleports here-
u wot