Japan: "We want the Philippines, but we don't want the US involved. Let's go destroy their Pacific fleet first!"
Japan after: "Hey why are there two suns in the sky?"
JAPAN; JAPAN; I’M THE BEST COUNTRY EVER; I GO OUT TO FIGHT IN WW2 AND INVADE CHINA; JAPAN; JAPAN; IRONCLAD SHIPS, WEAPONS WE DON’T KNOW OF, RADARS, ETC.