RIP broken window :( you can do anything idc rn

“AAAH!”

Evander: wouldchu stfu I just want food (please)🧍🏿

“Not in here!”

Evander: if don't have any food then say tf😒

“I have food but it ain’t for you”

Evander: gurl share you selfish f*ggot😒

“I don’t give a shit your not getting it”

Evander: ok what if I give you something you wanted 😙

“Like?”

“I’m gonna need some examples”

Evander: want do you want 🧍🏿

“A million dollars but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen”

Evander: well I do work for a bunch of murderers for money and service and pay WELL sooo😚

“Oooookay I think that’s enough you can just take the exit on the left thank you very much”

Evander: your useless bye *🏃🏿✨✨✨*

“WAIT!”

Evander: Now what 🧍🏿

“On second thought maybe I could use the money...”

Evander: OH FR 😚 LETS GOO can i food first🧍🏿

“Umm okay it should be in the fridge”

[Current Character: 185, The enforcers. Health: 100%]
*I grab my machete and get ready for the fight*

Evander: I didn't come here to fight your goofy ass I just want food

*I sharpen the machete*
Then you should've considered other options.

Evander: bruh if you don't have any then that tf 😒

You've made the mistake, you'll learn the lession.

Evander: ok but catch me tho bye 🏃🏿✨✨✨

*I begin to chase Evander*
You ain't getting away that fast!

Evander: *runs faster* you'll never catch me alive!!!!😈🏃🏿✨✨

That's the plan!
*I switch to my Glock 19 and open fire*

*dies*

That'll teach you.
*I walk away*

22 looks over and smiles softly. "Hello earthling. Do you need something?"

Evander: you got food🧍🏿

...bro-
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Evander: hey you got or sum🧍🏿

Huh?

Evander: DO YOU HAVE FOOD!😒

Yeah, I guess

Evander: can i have some and as in some I mean all🧍🏿

Depends.

"depends?????"😒💅🏿

What do I get in return?

Evander: watchu want?

Friends.

Wally: AYO WHAT THE FU-

Evander: ayo you got food🧍🏿

Wally: Yee

Evander: can I have some pls

Wally: Go ahead

Evander: thanks fam🏃🏿

Wally: Np lol