RIP broken window :( you can do anything idc rn

[Current Character: 185, The enforcers. Health: 100%]
*I grab my machete and get ready for the fight*

Evander: I didn't come here to fight your goofy ass I just want food

*I sharpen the machete*
Then you should've considered other options.

Evander: bruh if you don't have any then that tf 😒

You've made the mistake, you'll learn the lession.

Evander: ok but catch me tho bye 🏃🏿✨✨✨

*I begin to chase Evander*
You ain't getting away that fast!

Evander: *runs faster* you'll never catch me alive!!!!😈🏃🏿✨✨

That's the plan!
*I switch to my Glock 19 and open fire*

*dies*

That'll teach you.
*I walk away*

...bro-
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Evander: hey you got or sum🧍🏿

Huh?

Evander: DO YOU HAVE FOOD!😒

Yeah, I guess

Evander: can i have some and as in some I mean all🧍🏿

Depends.

"depends?????"😒💅🏿

What do I get in return?

Evander: watchu want?

Friends.

Tom:WTH

Evander: hey bestie I just need food nothing else

Tom:ok....

Evander: so where the frigde at 😙

Tom:the kitchen

Evander: thanks 🏃🏿

Tom:ok

Evander: alright I'm finished raiding your fridge bye bestie🏃🏿✨✨

Tom:u wot?!?

Evander:🏃🏿✨✨✨✨ byeee

Tom:k den

22 looks over and smiles softly. "Hello earthling. Do you need something?"

Evander: you got food🧍🏿

blobie:hi
blepie in the back:*screaming*

Evander: are you edible🤨

blobie:we are not

Evander: Okah but do have anything edible?

blobie:have a snikerkinkerickners

Evander: idk wtf that is but it sounds edible so can I have it pls🧍🏿

blobie:ok
*hands over a snikerkinkerickners bar*

Seven: What the fu-

Evander: aye do you have food pls 😙

Seven: Why did you break into my house?

Evander: bc im hungrey

Seven: Restaurants exist.

Evander: don't have the mental or physical energy to do that bestie 🧍🏿

Seven: bruh

Evander: you can't blame me!