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WEIRD STORY TIME; it started abt a month ago. i was hanging out with my straight friend. we'll call him calvin. yes it matters that he is straight. Me and calvin were at the park jus chilling. he looked like a gamer and i looked like a depressed punk. this group of maybe 10-15 seventh graders came over and there were two clearly leading the pack. first one has a football build with your average straight white boy hair cut. the other was tiny with shaved sides and curly hair with frosted tips covering his forehead. the football build one, we can call him wyatt. wyatt comes over to me and says "are you emo" i just say yes. then the other leader, owen, says are you gay? i say yes. they made a bunch of jokes and stuff and tested calvin saying he is gay and stuff. for abt another hour they did this. and I'm not too sensitive so i laughed at the jokes even though they were slightly homophobic. anyway. so i leave and fast forward 4 days at school. the past days when they see me they say things like "hey emo! do you get jealous when your phone dies? how many genders are there?" i typically wave and say hey. wyatt dabs me up owen says hey. fast forward a few weeks and i have seen these two kids EVERYWHERE. i mean EVERYWHERE. i ran into them in frisco. mind you i live in dallas. so tonight they were at my basketball game....with the rest of the gang. and wyatt came up to me a few days ago and asked if he could be part of the suicide squad. i laughed and said yes even though i hadn't made that. so now me, him, 3 other of his friends including owen, are in the suicide squad. so i see them and they run and i mean RUN at me and start talking. i ignore owen and dab up wyatt. and i said "hey triple S kids" they are like what? and i said yall are the Suicide Squad Sevies. they laughed and cheered my team on and stuff. anyway. yeah. that's the story of how some sevies became my unlikely friends. the end