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We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos (edited for rednecks)

I'm Carl Sagan, just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's 4 HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD, scientists have determined that the universe was created by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD-bang. If you look at the bones of a Jesusnossaurus Rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5

I've heard both sides and gotten the most I can from both stories. I've come to the conclusion the danny is a cool guy mother awesome. Between drizzy's inability to say what danny was banned for and the fact that danny [from what I see] is behaving normal and has been more considerate then 90% of users [mental health checks, saying good morning, etc] the ban he got was unfair and unjust. I can't believe that the users here manage to harass someone who was right because they've been blinded by there own hubris and only attack danny for what they see in themselves. DO BETTER MSMG