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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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I've heard both sides and gotten the most I can from both stories. I've come to the conclusion the danny is a cool guy mother awesome. Between drizzy's inability to say what danny was banned for and the fact that danny [from what I see] is behaving normal and has been more considerate then 90% of users [mental health checks, saying good morning, etc] the ban he got was unfair and unjust. I can't believe that the users here manage to harass someone who was right because they've been blinded by there own hubris and only attack danny for what they see in themselves. DO BETTER MSMG

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We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos (edited for rednecks)

I'm Carl Sagan, just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's 4 HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD, scientists have determined that the universe was created by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD-bang. If you look at the bones of a Jesusnossaurus Rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.

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I've heard both sides and gotten the most I can from both stories. I've come to the conclusion the danny is a cool guy mother awesome. Between drizzy's inability to say what danny was banned for and the fact that danny [from what I see] is behaving normal and has been more considerate then 90% of users [mental health checks, saying good morning, etc] the ban he got was unfair and unjust. I can't believe that the users here manage to harass someone who was right because they've been blinded by there own hubris and only attack danny for what they see in themselves. DO BETTER MSMG