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I've heard both sides and gotten the most I can from both stories. I've come to the conclusion the danny is a cool guy mother awesome. Between drizzy's inability to say what danny was banned for and the fact that danny [from what I see] is behaving normal and has been more considerate then 90% of users [mental health checks, saying good morning, etc] the ban he got was unfair and unjust. I can't believe that the users here manage to harass someone who was right because they've been blinded by there own hubris and only attack danny for what they see in themselves. DO BETTER MSMG

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Dee was a squirrel who had BIG nuts! His nutsack was SO BIG, that it would drag on the ground everywhere he went. Dee had a friend named Sarah who loved nuts, Sarah go around town trying to put everyone’s nuts in her mouth. Sarah LOVED how BIG Dee’s nuts were, his nuts were her favourite! They were the biggest nuts she had EVER seen, she would play with his nuts ALL DAY and sometimes even at NIGHT! Sometimes her mom would join, they would take turns holding Dee’s nuts at night! Sometimes Sarah would even try to put both of his nuts in her mouth at once, she would giggle her face would turn red! Then his nuts would come flying out.

One day someone came up to Dee’s nuts and started poking them! “Hey jerk off of my nuts!” He said. Although Sarah loved Dee’s nuts she would sometimes kick them, she once kicked them so hard she busted a nut. Dee was very sad that Sarah busted his nut, he just wanted Sarah to play nice with his nuts. One day when his nuts were feeling better, she took them to lunch where she got peanut butter all over them his nuts were so sticky. After that day she knew she would need to play nice because all good squirrels know how to play nice with BIG NUTS. The End.