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Why yes, scary hat is my best friend | THE FEMALE (HOMO KITCHENSIUS) IS A VERY CONTROVERSIAL SPECIES, WHO SHOULD BE KEPT IN KITCHENS AT ALL COSTS. OTHERWISE THEY WILL MELT LIKE A SNOWFLAKE OR SEND OUT A POISONOUS AURA CALLED “SIMPGAS” (O₆₉), WHICH MAKES HUMANS WANNA MATE WITH THEM AND IT GIVES THEM 18 YEARS OF BAD LUCK. EVOLUTIONISTS ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF CATS ACTUALLY HAVE A EVOLUTIONARY LINK TO THEM, SINCE THEY ARE SUCH PUSSIES. IT’S ALSO A MYSTERY WHY THEY’RE ONLY IN GROUPS AT SHOPPING MALLS AND BATHROOMS, BUT IT’S TOO DANGEROUS TO DO RESEARCH ABOUT THIS SUBJECT. POISONOUS 5/5 DANGEROUS FOR THE HUMAN KIND 5/5 NICE 0/5 CHANCE YOU WILL EVER GET ONE 0/5 | image tagged in why yes scary hat is my best friend | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Jtugboattizzymo
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Women moment
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things they don't teach you in biology fr
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I must be a rare breed of these
Just_Kay
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The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5
Just_Kay
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The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchens at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5
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THE FEMALE (HOMO KITCHENSIUS) IS A VERY CONTROVERSIAL SPECIES, WHO SHOULD BE KEPT IN KITCHENS AT ALL COSTS. OTHERWISE THEY WILL MELT LIKE A SNOWFLAKE OR SEND OUT A POISONOUS AURA CALLED “SIMPGAS” (O₆₉), WHICH MAKES HUMANS WANNA MATE WITH THEM AND IT GIVES THEM 18 YEARS OF BAD LUCK. EVOLUTIONISTS ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF CATS ACTUALLY HAVE A EVOLUTIONARY LINK TO THEM, SINCE THEY ARE SUCH PUSSIES. IT’S ALSO A MYSTERY WHY THEY’RE ONLY IN GROUPS AT SHOPPING MALLS AND BATHROOMS, BUT IT’S TOO DANGEROUS TO DO RESEARCH ABOUT THIS SUBJECT. POISONOUS 5/5 DANGEROUS FOR THE HUMAN KIND 5/5 NICE 0/5 CHANCE YOU WILL EVER GET ONE 0/5