Del Announcement

've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the f**king Earth, now get outta my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? SEMIBISEXUALITTY SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO GET IN THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY BY BEING STRAIGHT AND SHOULD NOT EXIST, IT IS JUST BEING STRAIGHT BUT WITH EXTRA STEPS. IT. SHOULDN'T. EXIST. ANYBODY THAT IS SEMIBISEXUAL CAN GO JUMP IN A SHARK-FILLED POOL

💅💅💅MY ENGLISH TEACHER💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅SOOOOOO!!! 💅💅 a bit of ✨ b a c k g r o u n d i n f o ✨ because that's how we r o l l : my school is pretty close to the library, so in my English class you can request certain books from it through a google form. 💅💅💅 and another thing you should know is that whenever my teacher sees me she says "HI SWEETIE!!!!!!!!" It's really really weird 😐

💅💅ANYWAYS💅💅💅 so I already finished all my books today and everyone had to read their books and my teacher told me to fill out the form yadeeyadeeya GET ON WITH IT DEL!!!! 💅💅💅💅💅 anyways 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 so when Im done I sit there for a few minutes and I get up to tell her im done and she like looks at me for a full minute and Im just standing in front of her desk and she w h I s p e r s t o m e "(imma call myself del here) Del, I just wanna say you're doing a great job." and I'm like 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 uhhh 👀 and she goes on like "I know every day isn't easy for you but I SEE YOU work SO hard EVERY SINGLE DAY and I just wanted to say if you EVER need me im here" 💅💅💅💅 and I'm like 👀 👀 👀 "thx????" and she's like "nO pRoBlEm SwEeTiE!" and im like 👀 👀 can you just tell me what to do maam and she's like "relax. draw, write, take a break (my STRONG URGE TO MAKE A HAMILTON REFERENCE RN-💅💅💅💅)" and im like ".....okay?" and I walk back to my seat and I just sit there for a bit like 😐 and then I clean my backpack up and the rest of the class whenever she hands things to me or I give her my paper she's like "here you go sweetie" or "ty sweetie have a nice day" 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

MY POINT: 💅💅💅💅she literally randomly said this and im just here narrowing it down to a list of why she would do that
1. did she find my imgflip account-
2. does she know about my personal LIFE somehow and how it's kinda crazy in a bad way???
3. does she know about my guidiance counseling meeting tomorrow???
4. did she see me submit my homework at 1 am and thought I needed mental assistance???

💅💅💅💅IT WAS JUST REALLY WEIRD OKAY💅💅💅 LIKE NO ONE DOES THAT EVEN MY FRIEND WHO LIKES ENGLISH FOR SOME CRAZY REASON THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD 💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅

Bro change everytime she says del to wall so it looks like your story