I used to roll the dice..
Feel the screams of my haters..
Listen as my fans would sing…
Now the old main is dead
LOL!
One minute I held my phone.
Next my dick was up and tall.
And I discovered Changed…
Upon pillars of shitposts
And pillars of shitposts.
I HEAR MARIOO CRINGIN’
OME WAMU SHINDEJRU
Beat my ass.
MY SAAAAAUUUUUUCCCCEEE
For some reason I can’t explain
Why we live in a society
Where shitposters
Don’t rule the world….
-Pillars of Shitposts, original by South Vietnamball