HITLER SWEEPS WORLD SERIES 4-1! LINDBERGH CIRCUMNAVIGATES THE POPE! JOE DIMAGGIO NAMED CHANCELLOR OF NORWAY! THE HINDENBURG WAS FAKING IT! AL CAPONE BEATS A BUM RAP! SAYS, “I WAS OUT OF TOWN AND A POLISH DAME AT THE TIME!” BELGIUM SECEDES FROM CHINA!” OH MAMMY! WHAT A DAY IN WORLD NEWS! NEWS WAS COOLER BACK THEN.