he is a russian attack helicopter

egg jamal (aka egg): *sings russian anthem into a microphone

HIND: IS THAT RUSSIAN MUSIC I HERE?!

egg: DA COMRADE

HIND: YOUR A COMRADE OF CULTURE COMRADE

egg: DA COMRADE, DA

HIND: WE SHALL DANCE TO THE MUSIC COMRADE

egg: COMRADE WE MUST RAID AMERIKA

HIND: DA COMRADE WE SHALL

egg: BUT HOW WE GET THERE, YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH FYUL

HIND: WE HIDE IN A SHIP THAT'S TRANSPORTING THINGS FOR A MUSEUM WE SHALL HIDE UNDER A COVER

egg: COMRADD YUO ARR JENYUS

egg: COMRADE I NEED YOUR HELP

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HIND: INDEED COMRADE

Aria: * Blasts Danish music, she's a fighting falcon jet *

HIND: DANISH MUSIC?? ILL ALLOW IT. BECAUSE ITS NOT AMERICAN

hvorfor skriger du sa meget? ( Why do you scream so much? )

HIND: I HAVE TO BE LOUDER THEN MY PROPELLERS

du kan sla dem fra... ( You can turn them off you know... )

HIND: IN THE SKY? HOW CUTE

JEG MENOR JORD ( I MEAN LAND )

HIND: OK

*he lands*

sluk dem nu ( Now turn them off )

HIND: don't tell me what to do

*he turns them off*

Sunshine
Hello, up there!!! Waves

HIND: HELLO I DON'T KNOW WHO TO WAVE SO ILL JUST SHOOT A MISSILE AT A TREE

*fires missile at a random tree*

HIND: IVE BEEN ENJOYING THIS FANTASTIC MUSIC

I waved, Covers ears from the explosion

*HIND lands in front of Sunshine*

*HIND was now easier to see his details*

What is your name?
Shivers Badly

HIND: my name is HIND

That is a nice name
I am feeling really cold

HIND: but its like -10 degrees. it isn't that cold

That is freezing is shivering badly
Can I come inside you?

egg: *comes out of nowhere* COMRADD I HAV BROUGHTT DA TIKITS FORR THA JURNY- WHUU IZ THISS GIRLL!?!?!?! FOODE?

I'm not food but I am hungry and cold.

HIND: SURE THING

(fun fact: In HIND helicopters there is a room in the center of the helicopter where people can sit and sleep in. sometimes they even consist of TVs and fridges full of food and vodka)

HIND: I have some food in the fridge as well

*he opens the door for the room*

Okay walks into the room just be careful because I have motion sickness

HIND: I can't be able to help you because after all you and all that stuff is in me

Okay, rips off a piece of toilet paper and after a few seconds flushes and walks out feeling better. Can I go back to sleep?

HIND: go ahead

Okay, goes back to the bedroom and falls back to sleep

HIND: I even have a bed and TV just encase your tired and bored

HIND: ima now take of into the sky just remember that the beds are strangely more bouncy in air

*you get on the bed and watch through the window as HIND takes off into the air*

Just be gentle I have motion sickness

HIND: I will. also Im going to meet my brother MIL

Okay, falls asleep on the bed

*7 hours later*

*HIND lands on a landing pad which wakes you up*

*you hear him talking to someone*

Falls back to sleep

MIL: you have a person with you?

HIND: yes COMRADE

MIL: why

HIND: because

Wakes up, I have to use the bathroom!!!

HIND: I have a bathroom at the back but be careful because the toilet paper is bigger then your head and bigger then a bowling ball

Walks into the bathroom, could you help me with the toilet paper?!!!

Sleeps peacefully in the bed