Tango with the Rango

JOE MAMAS ONE IRL CRUSH HATES FEEL GOOD INC . RICK ASTLEY'S 69,420,666TH COUSIN VENTED TO HIM TOO AND NOW HE HATES MURDOC NICCALS FOR MAKING HIM SO UPSET. HE'S NOT ONLY MY CRUSH BUT HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND FOR 4 YEARS SO IT KINDA STINGS. I'VE WRITTEN HIM SEVEAL APOLOGY LETTERS AND HE STILL HATES FEEL GOOD INC. IN FACT, HE SEEMS TO HATE 2D MORE FOR IT. HE KNOWS NOODLE'S UPSET AND RUBBED SALT IN THE WOUND BY SAYING ‘GET THE COOL SHOESHINE " OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I'M NOT SURE WHY HE FEELS HE HAS TO BE TO SATANIC THOUGH. IS IT SOMETHING TO DO WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX OR AM I JUST MURDOC? WHEN RICK ENDED OUR FRIENDSHIP HE TOLD ME THAT ONE OF JOE MAMAS OTHER (EX) FRIENDS THINKS MURDOC IS ANNOYING. I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE STILL LOVES ACE

My one irl crush hates my guts. I vented to him too much and now he hates me for making him so upset. He's not only my crush but he was my best friend for 4 years so it kinda stings. I've written him seveal apology letters and he still hates my guts. In fact, he seems to hate me more for it. He knows I'm upset and rubbed salt in the wound by saying "I don't have to try to make you upset" or something like that. I'm not sure why he feels he has to be toxic though. Is it something to do with a superiority complex or am I just mental? When we ended our friendship he told me that one of my other (ex) friends thinks I'm annoying. I honestly don't understand why I still love him...

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But you should tell that to Spire, the original person who is actually going through that