make it the French army ;)

I could soon.

oui oui monsieur!

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Oh yes, then we could sing about fried onions and how we won't give the Austrians any.

the heck?

or we could just surrender hehe

https://youtu.be/p3BHyOhVXmE

Oh my word I've heard this before XD
Guess that's what "l'Oignon" means lol

Make it the German army

French Army: yes.
I can get you a good deal on some MAS-49s from Pepe's Guns and Liquor

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I could get some guns once my military has members

Unnecessary, as the secretary of army, it is my duty to provide military defenses

I don't really think this secretary of army is real. Well I still recognize Surly Kong's Pepes Ground Pounders and the one I created.

The position is real, if you have any issues, i suggest that you talk to IG.

Then what exactly is your problem?

“You dropped out.
Napoleon picked me.
You found out about it.
Now you're gonna pretend like you don't know what's going on.
You wanna work together?
We'll do that.
You wanna fight me?
We can do that too.
Remember, Pepe's Ground Pounders always had your back when you were taking care of business. Now you wanna pretend like you don't know what's going on?” -SurlyKong69