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X blinds Y with pepper spray and stabs them

(player 1) searches up r34 of (player 2)

(player 1) mishandles a torch and burns to ashes

(player 1) gets hit by a train while trying to escape

(player 1) gets hit by an anvil controlled by (player 2) and dies

(Player1) gets turned into a marketable plushie.

(Player1) rapidly ages and dies of old age.

(Player1) rides a car and (Player 2) snipes him.

(player 1) shitposts

(Player1) gets a f**king tank and runs over (player 2) on accident

(player 1) steals an iphone from (player 2), and (player 1) dies from the guards