OFFICIAL "SURLYKONG'S IMPEACH-MINT" ANNOUNCEMENT TEMPLATE. I HAVE AN ABSOLUTE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FACE MY ACCUSER AND DEFEND MYSELF FROM ALL CHARGES (REGARDLESS OF HOW FRIVOLOUS.); THE PERSON ACCUSING ME OF VARIOUS FRIVOLOUS CHARGES BLOCKED ME 24 HOURS AGO IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP ME FROM DEFENDING MYSELF. I'M REQUESTING AN EMERGENCY INJUNCTION FROM THE SUPREME
COURT SINCE THIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL VIOLATES MY
CIVIL RIGHTS. IF THIS TRIAL PROCEEDS WHILE INCOGNITO OR ANY OF MY OTHER ACCUSERS HAVE ME BLOCKED, IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A SERIOUS VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION AND MY LAWYERS WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION.
