THE F*MALE (HOMO KITCHENSIUS) IS A VERY CONTROVERSIAL SPECIES, WHO SHOULD BE KEPT IN KITCHENS AT ALL COSTS.
OTHERWISE THEY WILL MELT LIKE A SNOWFLAKE OR SEND OUT A POISONOUS AURA CALLED “SIMPGAS” (O₆₉), WHICH MAKES HUMANS WANNA MATE WITH THEM AND IT GIVES THEM 18 YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
EVOLUTIONISTS ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF CATS ACTUALLY HAVE A EVOLUTIONARY LINK TO THEM, SINCE THEY ARE SUCH PUSSIES.
IT’S ALSO A MYSTERY WHY THEY’RE ONLY IN GROUPS AT SHOPPING MALLS AND BATHROOMS, BUT IT’S TOO DANGEROUS TO DO RESEARCH ABOUT THIS SUBJECT.
POISONOUS 5/5
DANGEROUS FOR THE HUMAN KIND 5/5
NICE 0/5
CHANCE YOU WILL EVER GET ONE 0/5