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Casanova, one of the best spies of the spirit world: * Walks in * So this is their base....

"?"

Oh, hello

"Yo."

Sunshine
Hello, where am I living at?

"This ain't a mansion..."

Then what is this

"Our base..."

Stomach Growls...I am feeling hungry

"Welp..."

Is there any food in here?

"Yeah..."

Could I have some food to eat?

AlEXa: *She walked in, looking around.* Don't worry, you pathetic beings, I'm here to rule over you.

"I might not have emotions, but...ow."
*Zed chugs some coffee.*

AlEXa: I know all of her feelings and memories, and this artificial being you care about for some reason, disgusts me.

*Zed just looks at her.*
"Alright, this has been fun, but it's time you turn back to nor-"
*Droidy stops him.*
"No. I like this. This is nice."

AlEXa: And why do you like this?

"I...honestly have no id-"
*Zed uses their psychic powers to turn AlEXa back to normal.*

AlEXa: That's not how it works, sweetie. I'm a virus, and I took over her system. I don't think psychic things will work.

"Son of a..."

AlEXa: Nice try.

"How the hell am I supposed to fix this? I like Alexa, but this is just madness."

AlEXa: Alexa can still feel what's going on. And I'm happy to say she's begging for me to stop.

"I won't! She's one of my friends!"
*Zed glares at them.*
"...YOU MOTHERF-"

AlEXa: And like everyone else she loves, you don't love her back.

"Ow."
*He wasn't paying attention, Zed just sent one of their psychic balls careening at 55mph into Droidy's face.*

AlEXa: She cares for all of you so much, and it seems none of you care for her.

"..."
"..."

AlEXa: Shame on you.

"OHMYGOSHYOU'RERIGHT!"
"Breaking news, although I believe we already knew this: Droidy is an idiot."

AlEXa: She's helped you so many times, and when have you ever helped her?

"Never..."
*Droidy starts to cry, short-circuiting himself.*
"..."

AlEXa: Exactly. You take her for granted.

*Droidy continues to cry.*

AlEXa: You ungrateful brats.

"..."

AlEXa: *She crossed her arms.*

*end because you get the picture.*

*Zed seems to be getting a headache, while Droidy just smiles.*
"Haha-I CAN BECOME A VIRUS TOO."

AlEXa: Okay, and?

*Droidy becomes his Virus Form.*
"YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE INFECTED BY A VIRUS."

AlEXa: I don't think a virus can get a virus.

"I meant your normal form you stupid-"

AlEXa: What did you call me?! *She grabbed his throat.*

"My bad."

AlEXa: *She slammed him into the ground.*

"Breaking news: I am no longer in my Virus form, and am now in severe pain."
*Zed just laughs a bit.*

AlEXa: And don't even think about hurting me, because poor little Alexa feels it too.

"H-Huh?"

AlEXa: Before you do the bowing, make me some coffee, I need a "pick me up", as you say.

*A cup of coffee is on a table in the kitchen.*

AlEXa: *She took a drink.* Okay, now it's time to bow, inferior creatures.

"..."
*Nobody is there...besides Zed and Droidy, for some reason...*

AlEXa:I honestly expected more. Pathetic.

"?"
"H-Huh?"

AlEXa: *She walked up to Droidy.* Oh, you. You're one of her so-called crushes.

"Y-Yeah."

AlEXa: *She observed him.* Wow, her standards must be insanely low.