Your wife is a physical object with a consciousness, therefore defined as a ‘being’. But, seeing as our pets are responsible for the random kidnapping of a wolf thousands of years ago, I’ll let you get away with it. Unless you live in Africa during the 1800s. But then, why would you marry if you reflected the popular opinions at the time? Or am I overthinking the spoonerism caused by excessive amounts of dopamine over something people look at and upvote for fun? Are we real? If not, who is your simulator and can you build a Turing Machine out of Lego? Can you create Robin Ince?
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