No op ocs, no joke ocs, and you must pick up the doll

[Current Character: UO, convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
Hello? Anybody home?

*of course there's nobody home the place is abandoned*

Oh, yeah, not a single soul is inside.
*I enter and close the door*
Now, time to see why my hubris brought me in here...
*I turn on my flashlight, it's on my left shoulder*

*it's old, smelly, and creaky in the house*

God, didn't they think to bleach this place? Reeks worse than that time Cam had me eat an egg sandwich, but it was a good sandwich, made by a Russian chef.

*a spider falls on them*

*I squish the spider*
Man, maybe an exterminator could help me here by killing these things...

*there's a ton of dust and cobwebs*

*I pull my mask up*
Don't want to cough in here because I don't want to alert anything that might be lurking around here.

*eyes stare at him from a distance*

I can feel something looking at me, and I don't like it one bit.

*it smiles*

*I set it down*
Okay, I think I'm on drugs.

Doll: Come play with me

Nope. F**k off.

Doll: Don't be mean

I'm sorry, I just wasn't expecting an inanimate object to just talk to me.

Doll: My creator was brutally murdered, leaving me alone forever

Oh, but what happened to them?

Doll: *smiles creepily*

You killed them, didn't you?

Doll: *dies*

Enjoy hell.
*I leave the mansion and pick up the cat cage*

Cat: *fluffs up*

*I look around in the chest*

*there's a doll*

That's odd...
*I leave the doll there and pick up the cat cage then carry it close to my car, then I return to the doll*

*it looks like the lady of the manor*

This looks familiar...

*probably was made for her*

I wonder what happened to the owner of the doll...

*the lady of the manor had died 15 years ago due to unknown circumtances*

Right, is this all my hubris wanted me to enter here?
*I pick the doll up*

Doll: You've got it all wrong

That smile is a dead giveaway.

Doll: Well yes, she made me but her own creation turned against her

Her own creation?

Doll: *smiles*

So you killed her.

Doll: YEs

All I needed to know.
*I draw my Glock 17 out*

Doll: Won't you come and join her?

Nope.
*I fire at the doll*

*spiders start falling from the ceiling*

You've got to be kidding.
*I carefully run without disturbing the cat*

Cat: *starts eating the spiders that fall in their cage*

Nice to know you've got a healthy diet plan.

Cat: Meow?

Just some random food, sometimes it's expired, which explains why I'm in the hospital most of the year.

Cat: *looks towards a door*

Hold on, this will get rough.
*I charge at the door, hoping to break it open*

*it’s not locked*

Be ready for contact!

*the eyes keep watching you*

*I draw my Glock 17*
Show yourself or I will be forced to fire!

*a black cat leaps out and starts rubbing itself around your legs*

Umm, okay?
*I pet the cat behind the ears*
How are you buddy?

Cat: *purrs*

*I carefully pick the cat up, and then put it in a cage so I can take it back home with me*
I wonder if it's been living here for years or not...

Cat: *meows*

I know, I know, you don't want to be in there, but I gotta keep you close by in case this place catches on fire.

Cat: *goes to sleep*

Have a good nap, I won't disturb you.
*I carefully walk around to not disturb the cat*

Cat: Meow!?

I'm going to break the door open.

Cat: MEOW!?

Don't worry, this is a good idea.

Cat: Mow

I've done this before.

Cat: Meow

Brace yourself.
*I kick the door open*

Cat: MROW!

Sorry.

Cat: *hisses*

I said sorry!

Cat: *hisses at a toy chest*

Oh.

Cat: *Hisses*

Okay, I know you hate this thing.
*I set the cage down and walk to the chest*

Cat: Mroooooow

I'm still here.
*I open the chest.*

Cat: *HISSES*

Calm it down, there is nothing dangerous in here.