As we teach about plagiarism, I stole most of this syllabus from summermen. There's gonna be three mid-terms you're gonna have.

A mental health disorder characterized by disregard for other people.
Those with antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) may begin to show symptoms in childhood, but the condition can't be diagnosed until adolescence or adulthood.
Those with antisocial personality disorder tend to lie, break laws, act impulsively, and lack regard for their own safety or the safety of others. Symptoms may lessen with age.
Treatment may include talk therapy and support for affected family members.

As we teach about plagiarism, I stole most of this syllabus from summermen. There's gonna be three mid-terms you're gonna have. The last mid-term will be the last week of class. Why? Because I’m a thug. Um, in the mornings, I kick puppies, uh, to get myself in the mood for teaching. If you, y'know, one exam, you did badly, then I begin to think: maybe your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you that week, maybe you were on drugs, maybe you were hungover for the exam. Now, if you blow two exams, it means you're stupid. One exam, drunk. Two exams, stupid.