Walker: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!" 😡😡😡
Me: Hmm wait wait don't tell me I know this...*pretends to think hard* you’re...Dumpy Ellen Degeneres!!!
Walker: “Wha—“
Sam: “Dumpy Joffrey Baratheon!”
Walker: “No I’m—“
Bucky: “CARL FREDRICKSEN FROM UP!!!”
Me&Sam: “Yeah that’s it!!”
Walker: “I hate you all.”
Me: Aww I hate you too!
Me: John Walker is such a loser!!
Bucky: Whenever he talks I want to punch him but I know I can’t so I just imagine my metal fist meeting his ugly face and it brings me great joy.
Sam: That…is uh something but I totally understand how you feel.
Walker: You guys know I’m standing right here, right?
Me: YEEEAAAHH!!! Get the Dora’s in here I think they’d get some enjoyment out of making a fool out of him again!!!
Bucky: I just wanna punch him
Loki: He does look very stabbable…
Deadpool: OOOH!!! I wonder does he have super healing!!! I know how we can find out!!!
Me: *disappears and reappears* I GOT THE TIME STONE!!! Let’s have a Beat Up John PAAAARTAYYYY!!!!
Mobius: W-how?!
Me: LESS QUESTIONS MORE PUNCHING!!!
Loki: AND STABBING!!!!
Sam: *unable to comprehend how he just witnessed us devolve into a bunch of mad punchy stabby psychos*
Me: Also I invited some friends!!!
*portals open to reveal Sylvie, Alligator Loki, M’Baku, Zemo, (feel free to include whoever you want)*
Zemo: *thinking* (did she just call me a friend?)
Me: Oh and Zemo
Me: We all should punch him.
Bucky: Let’s take turns it goes you then me, then Sam, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Sam then me then me then Sam, me, me Sam you Sam me me me Sam you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!
Kingpin: I—
Me: *getting progressively louder and screechy-er* get out! Get out!! Get Out!!! Get Out!!!! GET OUT!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!! *demonic scream* GEEEETTTT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Me: C’mon Lele!!! It’s not like any of this will make a difference!!! Besides my English teacher is still an idiot!!! I really need to get out some pent up frustration!!! And shut up Zemo you’re 1 to talk!!!
Loki: I don’t know what you guys are talking about she seems perfectly ok to me.
Kingpin: Do you mind if I joi—
Me: *chucks a bottle at his head* NO!!! GET OUT!!! OR WE ARE GONNA USE YOUR CAR DOOR GUILLOTINE ON YOU!!!! AND WE WILL NOT USE THE TIME STONE TO UN-UNALIVE YOU’RE FAT BALD HEAD!!!!
Loki: No these are mine.
Sylvie: *sighs* You are such a child. Here *makes daggers appear in everyone’s hands*
Me: DAGGERS FOR EVERYONE WOOOOOOOOHOOOHOO!!! *starts running around arms flung up into the air, daggers in my hand laughing and screaming like a maniac*
Sam: *sarcastically* Great you gave her daggers.
Zemo: Is she always like this?
Sam: No. I mean she’s always been a little bit crazy but never like this.
Yelena: HEY ROSE!!! DID YOU TAKE YOUR ADHD MEDICATION?!?!
Me: *screeches to a halt then starts rubbing chin thoughtfully*
Me:……….
Me: NO! *resumes running*
Me: Wait....we have the time stone and daggers.....WE COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL STEVE!!
Bucky: What!? Why!?
Me: Bucky after years of thinking you were dead you two reunited then he had the f**king AUDACITY TO LEAVE YOU THEN F**KING DIE! HE NEEDS TO PAY!!
Sam: She's outta line but right-
Bucky: You know what that’s a great idea let’s not do that.
Deadpool: Oh c’mon it would be fun!!!
Bucky: He is still my best friend and I don’t want to kill him. We also should not kill him.
Me: You know what, he’s right!!! Forget Steve!!! LETS JUST KILL JOHN!!!!
Loki&Deadpool&all the other crazy killers in attendance: YEAAAAHH!!!!!
Me: YAAAAAY UNALIVING!!!!
*everyone goes beserk and kills him*
Mobius: WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU’VE MESSED UO THE TIMELINE AND NOW YOU’RE ALL MURDERERS!!!!
Me: Huh forgot you were here. First of all I prefer “not at all professional unaliver” second don’t worry I brought the Time Stone for a reason
*reverses time and ununalives John*
Me: See! All better!!! Just had to let out some steam!!!
Deadpool: That was fun!!!
Loki: Let’s do it again!!!!
Mobius: Why do I even try?
Loki: Cuz you love me!
Mobius: yeah
Me: SO WHO WANTS TO DO THAT AGAIN!?!?!
Deadpool: OOH OOH I DO I DO!!!! I got some ideas that I've been wanting to try out for a while now!!!!
Me: Oh c’mon Mobius!!! You can always prune the timeline!!! C’mon it’ll be fun!!!
Bucky: Can I punch him first? I reeeeaaaaally wanna punch him!!!
Walker: I am feeling a little unsafe!
Sam: They’ve been talking about punching you for hours and you only NOW are feeling a LITTLE unsafe?!?!
Me: HIIII LOKES!!!! Nothing much just having a casual conversation about beating up a dunderwack!!!
Loki: “First DON’T CALL ME “LOKES!!” Second, what’s a dunderwack?”
*We all point at Walker*
Sam: Also known as a Donkeywazz…
Bucky: …a Punchingsack…
Kingpin: *spontaneously combusts*
Mobius: OH MY GOSH!!!
Me: chill he’s fine that was for show. *reveals the reality stone* I’ve just always wanted to do that.
Sam: So that wasn’t really him?
Me: No it was. I just figured since this has already devolved into chaos and insanity why not throw a little more in. How do you think all of this is happening? None of it is completely real. More like a dream come to life. That’s why a lot of it doesn’t make sense.
Bucky: Can we punch Walker again now?
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