I called my friend daddy and he replied, :Yes?:

The f**k-

When I was in middle school, I pooped this HUGE turd, probably 10 cm long or smth, and I forgot to flush and just walked back to class. A few minutes later, somebody came busting into the door, pretty sure it was my friend Henry, he shouted "THERES A BIG POOP IN THE BATHROOM!" and everybody instantly went to the bathroom and ignored the lesson. The boy's bathroom was CROWDED. Everybody wanted to see the oversized, un-flushed turd that was clogging the toilet. Then, the janitor came to me and asked, "Didn't you poop there b4?" and I just said "Nope" and ran back to class.

LMAOOO

I got stuck in a sink

How's that possible though-

I sat on a sink
Tried to get up
Fell backwards
Then got stuck

LMAOO

Alright, my turn.

When I was in Kindergarten, I didn't like eating. When someone tried to feed me, I would legit gag. So one day, it was lunchtime and I wasn't in the mood to eat. So the teacher, named Ms. Desi tried to feed me. And I would keep saying "No! I want to play!". She got so frustrated she tried to force-feed me and I chewed for a second and threw up on her. She shouted "MY NEW CLOTHES! EWW!" and started crying and she left the class, supposedly to go to the bathroom and clean herself up.

5-yr-old me didn't know what was happening and was still processing it. I was avoided for a week for fear that I would throw up on someone/

so.. when i was in a summer camp thing we were playing simon says.. the simon said "Drop on the deck" which meant lay on the floor, (i was 8 at the time), i layed down and i was wearing a dress for some reason, my dress flipped up and everyone saw my cupcake underwear, ny name that whole summer was cupcake.

That's just sad-

When I was in Grade 3, I and my friend William were playing around doing stupid kid stuff you know what I'm saying. So at that time, we were playing Cops and Robbers, a classic game. So, I was running around the class chasing him and I was pretending that my pencil was my gun. But then I caught him and accidentally STABBED his forehead and it started bleeding a little.

I was instantly in Panic Mode. I was like "OH GOD DUDE DONT DIE UHH UHH" and ran to the teacher's desk, took a piece of tape and some tissues and I wiped the blood off of his head and taped the tape on the wound.

Phew.

oh wow thats just- that lmao

my life

True.

yuz. okay fr tho
there is a wall next to my house. its like 6 by 6 of just brick. keep in mind that this is not a very stable wall. its just kind of sitting there barely attached to the house. so. yesterday i was on my roof and i jumped off. I was somewhere near the wall. as i jumped that wall fell down. all of it. as i was in the air. so I land and bricks are still falling. i landed weird on my ankle plus i was trying to back up so the bricks wouldn't hit me. the wall fell so big it knocked down my mailbox plus my neighbors. and i was sitting there doing NOTHING. bc my life had just flashed before my eyes. of course it was caught on the across-the-street neighbor's ring doorbell and it is on the neighborhood app. PLUS my parents weren't home so they also caught me trying to knock off a branch from the tree so that i could say i was playing out there and a branch fell and knocked it down.
the end

How could you cause so much chaos? In a matter of minutes?

bc im me

Alright, my turn.

When I was in Grade 4, we were having a school field trip to Kampung Kids. Some sort of kids hotel but in village style and we were gonna stay in it for a few days.

So basically while I was just writing down on my travel diary on the bed with my friends, we heard a squeaking sound from the walls and then a RAT crawled out from a hole and started to run around the room.

WE WERE PANICKING, trying to outrun the rat, shouting, jumping, CHAOS.

And then the mouse CLIMBED ON ME and I froze for a second and started panicking and rubbing myself with hand sanitizer. During the chaos, one of my friends stepped on the mouse and it died. Some other students and my teacher then came into the room and the dead, bleeding mouse was right there. On the bed.

I suppose everyone who saw that was traumatized.

dam

My existence is an embarrassing story

ok ok, im not supposed to laugh at that but wow. that's unexpected. oh god.

You can laugh it's fine

I fell on my face in kindergarden while playing a game and my brother got a vid of it

Twice and on sports day