pex: *shoots him in the face*

pex: only poggers are allowed

???: that- wasn't poggers-

???: Oi! *his right eye got shot so he covered that half of his face with his hand* ow- Who shot that?

pex shouts: only poggers are allowed here my friend *walks closer with a gun*

???: I- I am poggers m-mate!

pex: oh ok thats pog *gangster doge starts walking by and music plays that goes like I AM THE ONE TO GET RESPECT* pex: what the f**k

???: The shit?

doge: ay yo yo yo ya boi in da house wass good? pex: ah f**k no. here david take this *hands dav a gun*

Dav: *Grabs it and stands up*

doge: oi i gotta take dis shit OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH pex: is he trying to go super saiyan on the toilet or something *pex puts a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger and dies* pex: *respawns behind the tree* F- F- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THESE GODAMN SUPR POWERS OF NOT DIEING

Dav: BHAHA

pex: *shoots doge in the head* doge: *respawns* lolz pex: ah f**k this cmon dav mc nuggy *dav and pex spawn at the pog house* mc nuggy: *spins around to look at pex* next time i ain't saving yo ass *starts smoking a cigar*

Dav: Hello!

mc nuggy: oi, welcome to our 4 story mansion pex: hey so u poggers huh? whats the most poggers thing you have ever done

Dav: Drop kicked a child for self defense.

pex: kill the f**king children... anyways! ur a pogger now but you gotta look poggers (put like drip items or meme items on dav and show it to me)

Dav: Better?

pex: poggerscmon with me to the money vault and by the way i made this mansion with 2.5 million dollars

Dav: woah!

pex: were here y'know here *hands what seems to be 2 thousand dollars*

Dav: Holy crap that's- A lot. THANKS MAN!

pex: no problem what do you wanna do next?

Dav: I need bandages for my eye-

*gives*

Dav: *Puts it on* :🤕: Thanks!

pex: ur welcome

Dav: *Smiles*

pex: smiles back

Dav: I wish I had a family.

pex: well there is some hot chicks in the kitchen

Dav: I dont like women-

pex: there is an adoption center down the street you can use my lambo

Dav: I can walk, Thanks

pex: k

Dav: *hands the gun over*

pex: oh thanks

Dav: *Sees a cat on the road*

cat's mind: meow meow motha f**kas

Dav: *Picks the cat up and takes him inside*

pex: you got a dripped out black cat we shall call him "swag"

Dav: SWAG

pex: he is the cat king around this house now

Dav: King Pussy.

pex: WOAH my man chill out you too horny shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

Dav: NO I MEAN CAT- i dont even like Pussy-

Pex: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait how do you know if you don't like pussy if..

Dav: oh shi-
I TRIED IT ONCE. I LIKE MEN BETTER.

pex: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait who

Dav: My ex. I KILLED HER.

pex: u gay cuz u fuk men

Davi: Yes-

ur bedroom s on top floor i gotta do some..... cleaning in my room wich is next to yours

Dav: You can take the bed in my room if ya'd like!

pex: i'm not gay THANKYOUVERYMUCH

Dav: Id sleep on the floor...

pex: cya

Dav: mkay. *he walks out side and sits on the concrete*

mc nuggy who is already sitting on the concrete too: here lifes tuff *hands cigar*

Dav: *Takes it and lights it* Thanks. Ive been through a lot these past days.

mc nuggy: tell me about it

Davi: My boyfriend tried to kill me. I ALMOST got arrested-

mc nuggy: i was in prison once it was a fight i was drunk i've made a lot of bad choices don't do what i do while your still young

Dav: Sir, im Twenty-Two.

Mc nuggy: yes thats young

Dave: Kinda.

mc nuggy: this infinity gauntlet is a souvenir of the time i went 1v1 with thanos *sigh* and i lost

Dave: Oofies. Know any good...dating websites...?

mc nuggy: chiggen tinder

Dave: Hahah.

mc nuggy: ....

Dave: *Pulls his sleeve up and shows many scars on his wrist*

Mc Nuggy: *throws cigar away* *takes of infinity gauntlet and shows countless scars, stabs, you name it hes got it*

mc nuggy: and also gayter

Dave: How?...

Mc Nuggy: thanos, michael myers, crazy bitches, and bonnie the bunnie

Dave: these are from myself.

Mc Nuggy: ???

Dave: The cuts on my wrist.

Mc Nuggy: why

Dave: Life.

Mc Nuggy: relatable

Dave: Really sucks.

Mc Nuggy: anyways go on back in

Dave: *Sits on the floor and puts his hair up* and takes his glasses off*

(isn't he supposed to have bandages around his eye)

[Yes but Im lazy-]

*ben is still sniffing up crack* ben: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ben's eyes start turning white* Meme God: oi!!! *memegod slaps ben*

Dave: Holy shit-

Meme God: de fuq iz rong wid u

Dave:
*Dave sneezes* no. No. No. NO.

fred:???

Dave:
I sneeze when im uh-
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
-orny.

*cheems busts open the door*