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70 views 6 upvotes Made by Akifhaziq 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Survey Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret attacks on Titans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Three Dimensional Maneuvering Gear and I'm the top soldier in the entire Paradis Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another Marleyan. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this upside-down Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through P A T H S? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Titan Shifters across Paradis and your Marleyan blood is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Rumbling, maggot. The Rumbling that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with dual-wield blades. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the New Eldian Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king Ramzi'd, kiddo.
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JUST WATCHED THE AMERICAN ARMY RECRUITMENT ADVERTISEMENT; IT WAS BAD LOL