YOU GO TO THE MALL WITH MOM; YOUR MOM TELLS YOU TO WAIT OUTSIDE A SHOP; A CREEPY DUDE TELLS YOU HES YOUR UNCLE; HE TELLS YOU TO GET INTO HIS VAN; HE STARTS DRIVING INTO THE WOODS; MOM CALLS YOU AND ASKS WHERE YOU ARE, YOU SAY YOU ARE WITH YOUR UNCLE; "YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE"; HE DRAGS YOU TO A WOODEN CABIN; HE TURNS ON THE LIGHT AND YOU SEE YOUR MOM, WHO TELLS YOU NOT TO BE A F***ING IDIOT; YOU'RE MOM ISN'T YOUR MOM, AND SHE KILLS YOU WITH YOUR "UNCLE"