become a dragon
preferably a dutch angel dragon

*you become the dragon you wanted*
What will you do now

uh
be fluffy and cute

It is fluffy and cute =)

*drinks instant death*
“Congratulations! You now have the ability to instantly kill your enemies”
Ooh hehe…

Always relax

Flight

*you can now fly*
What now

fly

Strength

*you now are the strongest man alive*
What now

Become a superhero akin to batman, putting people behind bars, not in the afterlife
I could disarm any criminal, then drag them to the police with no fighting

Ohok

I’ve always thought that if I were to get some sort of higher status such as money or a super power, I would still try to be a functioning member of society despite my inequalities

Instant death.

You can now instantly kill any person you desire
*if they don't already have a power from here*

Dang it! I thought it would kill me.

Yeah, it doesn't

F**K

talk to plants

You can now talk to plants
*I hand you a fern*
What does it say

nothing because plants can't speak fool

posin breath

*you can now breathe posion*
What will you do now

nothing changed tho