the things i went to

You just decided "f**k the east coast" and went everywhere else

my mother is scared to go to the south

Can't blame her
The amount of alligators in Florida alone is scary

i went to covington, kentucky once
it was a city

florida doesn’t really feel southern (the south and central part of florida, anyways)
it’s just florida

also f**k california

Yes

and michigan

And the east coast

The Pacific is better than the Atlantic

this was the most interesting thing in wyoming in 2017
some idiot kid who had flew in a big metal tube a few months prior made this in casper, wyoming

and the eastern part of texas