What blows my mind, is that I was just thinking about this the other day. Ok, here’s what happened:
Once upon a time, my brother told me about a funny part in the movie “Pootytang.” Something about ribs and lemonade. So, I rented the movie from Blockbuster. (Yes…I’m that old. Deal with it.) The movie was great. But the tape got lost in my apartment.
Fast forward. I’m dating a new guy, and we go to Blockbuster. He didn’t have his card with him. So, we used mine. The cashier says, “You have a past due balance.”
With an attitude, I said,”For what???”
He says, “You owe $56.00 in overdue charges. For Pootytang.”
I watched the blood drain from New Guy’s face, and I really wished I was dead.
Hahaha! You had to be there…it was so embarrassing!