Snek!Error

Ink: What the-

Lamia!Error: Hisssss...

Ink: That's weird

Lamia!Error: (Slithers over to Ink)

Ink: ?

Lamia!Error: ...

Ink: *poke*

Me: Ink, you do realize you just poked a danger noodle, right?

Ink: You realize if he attacked me I would rip his spine out and use it as a guitar

Lamia!Error: HISSSSSSSSsssssss... (Don't even think about it)

Me: What I do know is this kind of thing is actually dangerous, so it's not advised.

Ink: Please. I'm the protector of au. I think I'm find

Lamia!Error: ...

Ink: *poke*

Lamia!Error: Sssss...

Ink: Whyd you wrap

Lamia!Error: (Coils around Ink) ..

Ink: The huh-

Lamia!Error: Hiss... (Don't ask, just go with it..)

Ink: *confusion*

Lamia!Error: (Calm danger noodle)

Ink: *poke*

Lamia!Error: (Do you mind?)

Ink: No

Lamia!Error: (I'm not biting you, but don't push your luck.)

Ink: Shut it

Ink: Wtf-

Neat

Lamia!Error: ...

...

Lamia!Error: (Goes over to Download) ?

Download: *quietly to himself* oh great another one *slight sarcasm*

Lamia!Error: (Coils around him)

Download: (thinks:

Lamia!Error: (Purring)

Download: *genuinely doesn't give a shit*

Nerf: *walks in the room, spots Lamia!Error, turns around and starts to leave*

Lamia!Error: (Purring)

Maraca (he's a rattle snake): *somehow got out of his enclosure and decided to check out what was happening in the room*

Lamia!Error: (Hugs Download) Sssss..

Download: *visible discomfort*

Lamia!Error: (Purring)

Download: *very uncomfortable*

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Download: :T

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Maraca: *starts hissing for some reason*

Lamia!Error: Ssssssss... ([Translation] Can you not?)

Maraca: *hissing at something out the window*

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Lunar: well then, uhm-

Lamia!Error: :3333

Me: I honestly don't know.

Merry: :33333

Lamia!Error: :33333

Merry: :333333

Lamia!Error: Sssss... (Fwiend...)

Merry: :3 *has no idea what he just said but is happy anyway*

Lamia!Error: :3333

Merry: :3333

Lamia!Error: :3333

Merry: :3333

Lamia!Error: :33333333333

Merry: :33333333333333333333

Lamia!Error: (Lets go)

Merry: *blep*

Lamia!Error: (Uncoils)

(No idea what to put here)

Lamia!Error: (Goes back over to Download) Ssss..

(Download and me are telling each other terrible science jokes)
Download: pffffft, that's so bad!
Me: that's the point!

Lamia!Error: (Coils around Download)

Download: !
Me: aannndd here we go again

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Maraca: *slithering around the room*

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Maraca: *notices Lamia!Error* ... *rattle sounds slowly fade in*

Lamia!Error: (Picks up Download and slithers away)

Download: *teleported back and continues doing whatever he was before*

Lamia!Error: (Goes over to Merry)

Me: Um guys?

Merry: ?

Me: hm?

Lamia!Error: (Coils around Merry) ..

Me: Who let a rattlesnake out?

Merry: *visible confusion*

Me: wait- *looks at Maraca* MARACA! *runs over*

Lamia!Error: (Hugs Merry) Ssss..

Me: (Thinking: KEEP IT AWAY! I'm okay with snakes, but if they're venomous, NOPE!)

Merry: :3 ?

Me: *kneels down in front of Maraca* how did you get out of your enclosure?
Maraca: hisss *coils himself around my arm*
Me: whatever *stands up* just don't do that, ok?
Maraca: *slowly nods*

Lamia!Error: (Happy snek noises)

Merry: *happy wendigo noises*

Lamia!Error: :>

Merry: :3

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Merry: *pat pat* :3

Me and Maraca, upon noticing the situation:

Lamia!Error: :333

Me: Yeah, IDK either. But at least he isn't biting anyone.

Merry: :333

Me: how does she do this? Make friends with basically everyone.

Lamia!Error: (Lets go of Download and goes over to Lunar) ??

Lunar: oh hi

Lamia!Error: (Hugs Lunar) M... Mama..?

Me: (He imprinted on Lunar!)

Lunar: wait wut-

Me: Um Lunar? I think the snek just imprinted on you.

Lamia!Error: (Purr)

Lunar: he did what now-

Me: He imprinted on you. (It means that Lamia!Error thinks Lunar's his mom!)

Lamia!Error: :3

(i know-)
Lunar: ._. ...o...k then

Lamia!Error: :333

Lunar: ._.
Lunar: WHATEVER! I figured out how to take care of Gouey I can figure out how to take care of a danger noodle!

(pronounced goo E)

Lamia!Error: (Looks outside the window) ?

[theres a street fight happening]

Me: *looks out the window* seriously? again?

Lamia!Error: (Hugging Download)

Download: *visible discomfort*

Maraca: *stops hissing*

Lamia!Error: Sssss.. (ILY..)

(platonically, I hope)

Download: *has no idea what he just said*

(Platonically-)

Lamia!Error: (Starts nuzzling Download)

(ok-)

Download: |:T

Asker: Is Download okay?

Lunar: *looks at download*
Lunar: *looks at the camera* he's fine -v-