Holly Snatcher Template

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm high on weed (COUGH)
I'm Mr. Joint Smoker
I smoke till my gums bleed
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns my lungs into mush
The Dutch-
[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed
He's Mr Joint Smoker
THC till his liver bleeds]

They call me Baked Miser
I'm high in the clouds
And my coughs are getting loud
I'm [Cough Cough] well endowed
I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants
I'd rather run off on the lam
And ramble nonsensical rants
“Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool
Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled”

[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed]
“SING IT”
[He's Mr Joint Smoker
He's Mr Foggity-Steam]
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I puff
I want more of this stuff [coughing]
“Can someone help me wrap this joint?”

Rhymed

Well your mommy said you shouldn't have the thighs of a pregnant 15 year old, so I think we're both subverting expectations here.

*12 year old

even worse

Wdym your ass?
Did you get halfway then you get caught on then realise: “Damn..” then sadly crawl out?

Yes, I crawled halfway under and couldn't reach the cat because my BUTT was too BIG

lmaolol

Bruh I never even knew your temp existed before I made this one
I just liked the image when I was making a snatcher template

I'm just messing with you

Okay, because I really didn't want you to think I stole your temp idea
I love a hat in time and snatcher is one of my favorite characters

Yeah he's a really cool character

Conductor is my other favorite

Exactly