I'm Mister Green Christmas I'm high on weed (COUGH) I'm Mr. Joint Smoker I smoke till my gums bleed They call me Baked Miser Whatever I touch Turns my lungs into mush The Dutch- [He's Mr Green Christmas He's high on weed He's Mr Joint Smoker THC till his liver bleeds] They call me Baked Miser I'm high in the clouds And my coughs are getting loud I'm [Cough Cough] well endowed I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants I'd rather run off on the lam And ramble nonsensical rants “Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled” [He's Mr Green Christmas He's high on weed] “SING IT” [He's Mr Joint Smoker He's Mr Foggity-Steam] They call me Baked Miser Whatever I puff I want more of this stuff [coughing] “Can someone help me wrap this joint?”