K-On New Years

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm high on weed (COUGH)
I'm Mr. Joint Smoker
I smoke till my gums bleed
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns my lungs into mush
The Dutch-
[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed
He's Mr Joint Smoker
THC till his liver bleeds]

They call me Baked Miser
I'm high in the clouds
And my coughs are getting loud
I'm [Cough Cough] well endowed
I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants
I'd rather run off on the lam
And ramble nonsensical rants
“Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool
Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled”

[He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed]
“SING IT”
[He's Mr Joint Smoker
He's Mr Foggity-Steam]
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I puff
I want more of this stuff [coughing]
“Can someone help me wrap this joint?”

In reality, the Glass-man is actually a really cool guy. He basically just runs around blowing bubbles in people's faces and locking them up in airtight presents. Gas-Man turns out to be one of the most misunderstood characters in the whole franchise but people give him shit all the time because he thinks Pinkie Pie's the best pony. Like what are you STUPID? Applejack is obviously the best-