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Got stuck in a sink for 15 minutes

BRUH LMFAO

It taught me a valuable life lesson
Don't sit on sinks

Why the kentucky fried f**k were you sitting on a sink in the first place

Cause 5th grade me was stupid and didn't expect to get stuck

L M F A O O O -

Oh yeah
And the time I stole and accidentally flushed a girls lucky penny down a urinal

BRUH
POOR GIRL-

In my defense I thought it would float instead of going down
Like dead flies do

You see how stupid I was in 5th grade?

I do-

5th grade was h e l l , for me, bru. I wasn't even stupid or anything. The kid's just f**king sucked. And 5th grade was when I realized I was g a y , so I was there, in the midst of immature children through hormonal changes, everyone was m e a n , and u g l y (cuz puberty), and I wanted to die 💀

Honestly same
It wasn't 5th grade in general
Just the bathrooms

Like go***mn

There's was toliet paper everywhere all the time
People wrote on the walls of the stalls

And the thing that was the worst was the fact that there was always 2 or 3 fly corpses in the stall
To this day I don't know how or why the flies got in the bathroom

*GOING THROUGH
SMFH

WROTE ON THE WALLS OF THE STALLS WITH THEIR SHIT*

BRUH I CAN'T ENGLISH

Another story

So in 5th grade yet again I had to take the D.A.R.E program
And at the end of it we had to wear a shirt to show we graduated it
So I was in the bathroom in one the stalls when I knocked into the toilet
A good 60% of it got soaked in toliet water
I still had to put it on
So I had to wear a shirt that was cold and covered in toliet water with God knows what in it
For an hour
In front of all the 5th grade teachers
It sucked

WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE A COLD SHOWER

EXACTLY

LIKE IT'S ASKING TO CATCH HYPOTHERMIA

E X A C T L Y

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Yw lmao

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK FOR A NEW SHIRT BRUH

Once again
5th grade me was stupid

To be fair I'm the same way-
I h a t e dirty tingz but my room is still messy af

What does this have to do with me refusing to take a cold shower

I wish I knew how I didn't mind wearing a shirt covered in cold water for an hour

I will literally fake taking a shower if the water won't warm up

BRUH
YOUR P O O R 5TH GRADE SELF SMFH

NO WHAT

5th grade me was better than me now

5th grade me wouldn't care if a shirt was covered in cold water. He'd wear it anyway

Me now will refuse to clean myself if the water is any bit cold

SOMEONE WROTE ON THE WALLS WITH SHIT? EWWW BF**K DGYHDHEWW

Yep

What are you doing step bro

Well

1. A bomb threat
2. The week 2 fights happened in the cafeteria

cringe

Why cringe

Because i'm socially awkward

I feel you

school riot kid brought a knife to school and just started swinging it everywhere

and then fight broke out and everyone tried to break it up causing more fights

Did it hit anyone?

im not sure shit just happened way to fast i remember a bunch of people screaming and an ambulance coming so ig but i pretty much dipped after i started seeing the mosh pit of kids just fighting each other

also nice name

Thx, also did you see that kid again

nah that mf got expelled for that i mean swinging a knife around at school? yeah theres no coming back from that hes gone

Guy splashed some hand sanitizer in my eyes on purpose

Wait what's your name

wdym?

What is your name irl

Y do u need that

Something like that story happened before, I wanted to see if you were that person

What was the person's name?

Nick

Nick is the one who snapped my glasses in half

Well i'm from Poland lol so it's not me