Using math, we can actually solved who asked. We first need to observe the phrase “who asked” by breaking it down to its elements. And the elements is that the term “who asked” is actually a sarcastic question, saying nobody actually asked. So the hypothetical person “who asked” is imaginary, and the square root of -1 is imaginary. And the square root of -1 is i. So given the correlation, we can conclude that who asked is actually i according to maths. So i asked. Idiot. Do your math homework.