As if this election wasn’t bitterly-contested enough already.

Hear me out
Monkey knife fight
last Monkey standing wins
Each party chooses one before hand

we're doing this

We only have one monkey: surly

I think if there’s a tie we eliminate all the parties that were not involved with the tie and make their voters vote for one of the parties that is involved in the tie

That’s what crazy suggested. It’s a decent idea but I want to see if there’s anything about this in the constitution.

Ok

Oh yeah good point. Like a runoff between the top two (or even three).

Then we should have a runoff election with the 2 Parties that have tied and then vote for them

Crazy and confusion also suggested that. But I wonder what the constitution says.

Rock Paper Scissors?

Is there something in the constitution?

I’ve been trying to become President for 15 months. He closest I’ve come is VP. I think after all this effort I deserve the win.

I’ve been running for President for longer than you’re account hasn’t existed so that can’t be true. Maybe we could do me as President and you as VP.

* your

Aw thanks. You’d be a good VP too. I miss when we were all in the RUP together.

Don’t you remember the September-October terms, Crazy?

I’m sure he does remember...how it was better under us than under the CSP.

Seriously, trying to steal my VP? (Although, in all fairness, I’ve been trying to steal Pollard since October)

We were discussing what to do in a tie...

15 months? It hasn’t been that long. Remember, you went to Kek for 4 months.

I never said I’ve spent every hour of every day of those 15 months dedicated to becoming President. But I’ve been trying since 15 months ago, which is probably earlier than anyone here.

Or coin toss

Heads for CSP, Tails for IUP, Sideways for CP (idk if it’s a 3 way tie)

Imagine if it lands sideways lmao

The entire IP stream (including CP)

Online chess

I only know the rules. I’m crap at actually playing.