I AM ALIVE; I AM CONSIDERED LIVING; I AM LIVING A LIFE OF MY OWN AT THE MOMENT; I FOLLOW THE REQUIREMENTS OF BEING ALIVE... UNTIL I DON'T; I CURRENTLY MEET THE REQUIRMENTS OF BEING ALIVE, THEREFORE, I AM CURRENTLY LIVING. I, A HUMAN BEING, CURRENTLY BELIEVE THAT I AM A LIVING CREATURE THAT TAKES IN NUTRIENTS, EXCRETES WASTE, REPRODUCES, AND I MOVE IN SOME WAY, THEREFORE, I FALL INTO THE REQUIREMENTS OF BEING ALIVE ACCORDING TO THE THEORY OF LIFE, UNTIL I CEASE AND DIE, AND I NO LONGER FIT THESE REQUIREMENTS, AND THEN I AM CONSIDERED NON-LIVING. I LIVED, I DIED, END OF STORY.
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