F1 on the political compass (watch me get deleted for this, lol)

MAX VERSTAPPEN; THE FIA; •MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX • CALLS PEOPLE WHO GET IN HIS WAY 'MONGOLS'; •RULES THE SPORT •TRIES TO MAKE THINGS EQUAL •SCREWS EVERYTHING UP IN THE END •HATED BY LIB RIGHT; LEWIS HAMILTON; FERNANDO ALONSO; •EQUAL ENGINES FOR EVERYONE! •TESTS AUTH LEFT'S REGULATIONS OFTEN; •DOMINANT FORCE RECENTLY •HAS A FIERCE RIVALRY WITH AUTH RIGHT • HATES AUTH LEFT •EVADES TAX •HUNG OUT WITH A 14 YEAR OLD ONCE