Science's template for scientists

Zoro: hey something happen

"Nah..."

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"you ok?"

"Yeah."

"then why are you crying?"

Illy: Are you...good? Was it because of my tease-

"As of now, he's here. Also he is kinda immortal..."

Illy: Oh, then I'll just torture him for a few years.

"He is kinda into 'at."

Illy: No no, not in a kinky way. More like a rip his stomach open, put slop in his intestines, and let pigs eat all of his organs way.

"Still into that."

Illy: How?

"He is into a ton of stuff. You watch Family Guy?"

Illy: I invented television. Well, brainwashed Philo Taylor Farnsworth II to make it.

"Ah. Anyway, Otty is the Glenn Quagmire of this universe...mainly because I f**king hate both."

"Or at least I hate this version of Otty. So attention-starved...so...muscular..."

Illy: Ah.

"No...apparently...I am a father.

Illy: How nice. I always, sort of, wanted to have a child. But hey, you're lookin at a 245 year old virgin. *she clicked her tongue. Wherever it was.*

"Apparently...Spirit is my child..."

Illy: Spirit?! Also, I thought since no legs or whatever meant no- so how did you have a child?

"I have no damn clue, and yes, Spirit."

Illy: Huh.

"Indeed."
*They stop crying.*

Illy: Okay, quick off-topic question, does anyone have the liver of a frog? I'm making a love potion for an unnamed scientist.

"No."

Illy: Aw..*she looked down.*

"Yeah. Or at least I hate this version. The other is with Chin, that Otty's cool."

Illy: Nice.

"Ye."

Illy: Anyways, I'm gonna talk to him.

"Have fun."

Illy: Hey Otty, I'd torture you, but apparently you find that kinky, and I'm not in the mood for that...right now.

"Fair enough."

Illy: Well if you wanna do it later I'd love t-

"?"

Illy: Wait, shouldn't be horny right now. So, Otty, why'd you prank him?

"No idea. Kinda feel bad now..."

Illy: You should feel bad.

"Yeah...SORRY REAP!"
"ALL GOOD, BREH!"

Illy: Alright, there.

"..."

Illy: Guess I'll look for it later..

"K."

Illy: So, who's the mother?

"Nobody. I just am kind of but not really a fat-"
*Laughing can be heard.*
"IT WAS A PRANK?!"

Illy: What-

"OTTY PRANKED ME!"

Illy: Oh. Wellx excuse me, I'm going to kill someone.

"K."

Illy: Where does Otty live? Asking for a friend.